deadhorsefl: True love is you eating off my plate and me not being upset about it.
trustinq: I think being ignored is the worst thing ever because just think about the fact that you went out of your way to go talk to someone and make an attempt, and just think about the fact that they saw your text, or your message and they made a choice to ignore it instead of making an effort to talk as well..I mean just think about it, they made a mental effort to ignore you, instead of...
sharonosbourne: thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out
esexist: what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
soudas: can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
theatticdemos: ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
unsexual: What’s the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don’t
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
unsavioured: can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun